Life is nuts right now. We all know it, I don’t need to reiterate it for you. I know some of you have way more free time than you know what to do with or you’re trying to avoid the “what do you want to watch” fight with your partner who you don’t normally see this often. Regardless, I got your back! I am here to provide relief from the choice paralysis that is deciding what to watch.
With all this extra indoor time on our hand, sometimes one movie isn’t enough. Enjoy these double features!
Movies with fuckable stoner leads that also feature “Word Up” by Cameo
Big Time Adolescence and Long Shot
Snacks it pairs well with: Gummy Worms, CBD infused La Croix and a HomeRun* if you dare
*Whiskey, beer, orange juice, cough syrup, and a xanny bar mixed in a large cup
Big Time Adolescence and Long Shot
Films where, in the second half, Andie MacDowell gets courted by men in the ways she deserved
Groundhog Day and Magic Mike XXL
Snacks it pairs well with: Cheetos, doughnuts, bottled water (one for drinking and one to cool you off)
Groundhog Day and Magic Mike XXL
Movies that made me think college admissions officers would come to my house and pitch their university to me
Trippin and How High
Snacks it pairs well with: Munchies of your choice
Trippin and How High
Movies where Alicia Silverstone burns food when she’s trying to impress a guy who’s not interested
The Killing of a Sacred Deer and Clueless
Snacks it pairs well with: Honestly, anything as long as it’s not burnt.
The Killing of a Sacred Deer and Clueless
Because I can’t watch Homecoming every day
The Wiz and Daughters of the Dust
Snacks it pairs well with: Red Lobster and Lemonade
The Wiz and Daughters of the Dust
Is Parker Posey the white Jada Pinkett Smith or is Jada Pinkett Smith the black Parker Posey?
Woo and Party Girl
Snacks it pairs well with: Falafel, seltzer and a side of baba ganoush
Woo and Party Girl
A gay love story with a happy ending where someone sexually objectifies a peach
Call Me by Your Name and The Handmaiden
Snacks it pairs well with: Peach-O’s and lots of wine
Call Me by Your Name and The Handmaiden
A crazy and unexpected explosion is sort of the crux of the plot
The Goldfinch and Tropic Thunder
Snacks it pairs well with: Beer, preferably stolen from your dad.
The Goldfinch and Tropic Thunder
Omg teens really need to start trusting that their parents have the best intentions
Camp Rock and Searching
Snacks it pairs well with: Tacos, but properly made (do not serve buffet style!)
Camp Rock and Searching
Films that discuss the complicated socioeconomic structure of the 21st century, and key scenes happen in a kitchen
Cinderella Story and The Platform
Snacks it pairs well with: Any diner food is perfect, just make sure you finish eating before watching The Platform
Cinderella Story and The Platform
What are you watching during this totally normal time of quarantine? Hit me up on Twitter!
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